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Friday, August 26, 2011

Peach Walnut Brownies

You want to know something that sucks really bad? Making peach brownies, scooping out the batter, baking them, cutting them, taking pictures of them, and then giving them to other people. Why does this suck? Because I'm a selfish only child who doesn't like to share? Maybe. But it sucks way more because I literally can't even taste them. I can't lick the spoon. I can't lick the bowl and get a chocolate stain on my forehead. That sounded weird. And I can't lick the knife AND fork that I cut the brownies with. All because these little bitch brownies have peaches in them. And I'm not eating fruit this month. Stupid. My lord, I sound upset. I'm actually not. I just ate the crap out of 2 heads of broccoli. I really like broccoli. It may be my favorite vegetable, other than sauteed onions of course, but that's a given. No fruit, all in the name of science. Call me Julio the scientist. Kidding, don't call me that.

These brownies were inspired by the all great George from Civilized Caveman who recently made apricot brownies. I really don't understand how he comes up with some of the desserts that fill his blog. It's a thing of beauty I tell you. Check out his recipe list, bomb. Anyways, Georgia (not to be confused with George) and I have been experimenting with paleo brownies lately. It just seemed like a good idea to put peaches in them especially since our pallets must stay fructose free this month. Peaches are moist. I love that word. Most people don't. Moist peaches = moist brownies = happy paleo people. Makes sense.

What you need:
  • 1 cup Enjoy Life chocolate chips
  • 1/4 cup coconut flour
  • 1/4 cup honey
  • 1/4 cup agave nectar
  • 1/4 cup coconut oil (or grapeseed works well)
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla
  • 1/2 cup chopped walnuts (or other nut)
  • 1-2 peaches, pitted and diced

What you do:
  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees now. Don't you hate when you forget? I do.
  2. First you're going to need to melt the chocolate. I did it the easy way, microwave. It's caveman like. Put the chocolate chips in a large mixing bowl, threw it in the microwave and let it cook for about 30 seconds, mix and reheat if it needs longer. Just don't burn the sh*t ok?
  3. Now add the rest of your ingredients and mix thoroughly.
  4. Add the batter to an 8 x 8 pan.
  5. Bake for 12-20 minutes. I know, big time frame, I get it, I suck. (so many commas) But it has seriously been different every time. Just use the toothpick test.
Yeah. I didn't even get to taste the crumbs. Ridiculous.

7 comments:

  1. I don't even remember how I came across your blog but it is by far my favorite! I check it every day hoping you have a new entry because I totally get your sense of humor and it pretty much makes my day...and I love to eat!!! So thank you for the laughs and the awesome recipes and good luck with the no fruit for a month...I don't know if I could do that.

    Sierra

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  2. Thank you so much for checking out my blog Sierra and thank you for writing me a comment. You have no idea how much i appreciate it! Sorry I don't have new blog posts daily, I'll try my best. But when I'm blogging daily, it means i'm eating WAY more than i need to. All in the name of blogging. My weight gain is for making your day better. Just remember that.

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  3. Oooh this recipe looks so good!! Did you use yellow peach or white ones or it doesn't matter? I don't have Enjoy Life Chocolate chips, are they already sweetened? Btw love your humor on your posts! :)

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  4. Ok, these sound good & moist. ;), but really, really sweet! How about puree'ing the peaches and leaving out the honey & agave nectar! Now that would make for a peachy brownie!

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  5. Jos I used yellow but either would work!! Enjoy Life are already sweetened!

    Rebecca, have you seen the size of my butt? Prob not. Lucky. I obviously LOVE sweets a bit too much. But your suggestion sounds amazing, maybe I will try that for the next batch for our gym. Now I'm just hungry.

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  6. Juli-
    I made these last night. They are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!
    -Lisa

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  7. I have to make these ASAP. I just don't have any peaches. Dang it! Grocery shopping tomorrow...and I know exactly what you mean, that it sucks to not get any brownies- I made some AMAZING pumpkin cake bars with cinnamon icing (recipe a la Health-Bent) and I gave them to the people at my church for the fall festival...once I set them on the table and realized what I was about to do, I almost took them back to my car. hahahah However, I did lick the spatula. & cut myself a little piece...so it wasn't THAT bad. :)

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